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Argrath and Elusu chat

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A FRAGMENT FOUND IN THE NEW PAVIS LIBRARY (Date and author unknown)

Argrath and Elusu prepare for a battle: 

ELUSU: Wa, Chief. What is the sound of a sword?

ARGRATH: A metallic ping. A whoosh of wind as it swings through the air. A meaty crunch as it slices flesh and bone.

Elusu shakes her head. No.

Later, after the battle, women weep and the wounded scream in pain.

ARGRATH: That is the sound of a sword.

ELUSU: Ain’t it beautiful?

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Elusu and Argrath are deep in their cups:

ELUSU: Look into the ale, Boss. Watch that bubble, rising. What do you see?

ARGRATH: The World.

ELUSU: Pop. Now it’s gone.

ARGRATH: But look, another rises to take its place.

Elusu chugs the beer then burps loudly.

ELUSU: So die a thousand worlds. (Calls to the barkeep) More beer!

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Elusu and Argrath walk down a dusty road on a beautiful day.

ELUSU: I am the blow that cannot be parried. I strike you dead, but you’re alone. What am I?

ARGRATH: Suicide.

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Elusu takes a hit of hazia. Passes the pipe to Argrath.

ELUSU: Imagine perfect Law. Perfect Order. Everything is the same. All is at rest. Nothing changes. As it was before creation. What else do we call this?

ARGRATH: Primal Chaos.

ELUSU: And what then causes creation?

ARGRATH: More Chaos.

ELUSU: Wa! Stop hogging the pipe!

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Argrath and Elusu ride a boat downstream on the River of Cradles.

ELUSU: What color is the sky?

ARGRATH: Today? Blue.

ELUSU: What color would the sky be if I scooped out your eyes?

ARGRATH: If you put out my eyes, I won’t be able to see it.

ELUSU: But I'll still see it.

ARGARTH: No. Because if you put out my eyes, you’ll be dead.

ELUSU: Wa, if I’m dead and you’re blind, then what color is the sky?

ARGRATH: There is no sky.

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Elusu and Argrath are at a tavern.

ELUSU: Wa, Chief, what is this gold coin worth?

ARGRATH: Twenty silvers. So… 200 horns of beer?

Elusu and Argrath are lost and dying of thirst in the Wastelands.

ELUSU: Wa, what is this gold coin worth now?

ARGRATH: Nothing.

Nearly dead, Elusu and Argrath reach an oasis. There are several Rhino Riders there.

ELUSU: Now what is that gold coin worth?

ARGRATH: If we’re lucky, both our lives.

Argrath and Elusu loot the dead bodies of the Rhino Riders. Elusu finds another gold coin.

ELUSU: Wa, no wonder. They already had a gold coin. What do you think it’s worth?

ARGRATH: Everything. And nothing.

ELUSU: Right now, I would trade it for a beer.

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Argrath and Elusu reach a fork in the road.

ELUSU: We're lost. We don’t even have a destination. Which is the correct way?

Argrath continues straight, taking neither road. Elusu follows.

ELUSU: At the end of this road, there'd better be beer.


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